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Terms and Conditions of usage of Hypercube Labs and SubGeniuses.com Networks

Rules





= All users are expected to abide by WordPress Terms of Service and Guidelines, they will be enforced.
= Keep posts to the right channels don’t go wildly off topic in a chat. = No animal cruelty,or beastiality.
= No child porn, or questionable minors; – Anything that seems to be an erotic display of a minor (Jailbait, etc.) – Additionally, asking for or discussing child pornography, discussing or suggesting that you engage in sexual activities with minors will get you banned. – It’s not funny, not ironic, or a joke.
= No animated or real gore
= No loli / shota / cub
= No malicious spam/flooding the sites
= No scat / guro / unbirthing / birthing / prolapse / intentionally disturbing imagery or content
= No doxing / illegal activities
= Don’t abuse the Moderator or Negatory ping (pinging for non-mod issues)
= No selfbots they are against ToS and will result in a ban, and depending on the severity you may be reported to discord.
= Unironic racism will be punished, there is a line between a joke and something serious. = Don’t post links to other discord servers (or self advertise), If you wish to invite friends do so in DM’s. (Sending automated DMs will result in a ban)
= Keep NSFW in the NSFW marked channels.
= No alternate accounts, or leaving to evade roles. This will result in a ban. (Multiple Accounts on the server at one time) (Joining after being banned or kicked with another account)
= If you have been pardoned by Faux you are going to be given one chance. You’re not going to be given a warning after the fact. You will just be banned. So choose what you say on your second chance wisely as you’re on a very thin line.





Privacy Policy





You should read this





Effective date: January 21, 2019





Hypercube Labs (“us”, “we”, or “our”) operates the hypercubego.com website (the “Service”).





This page informs you of our policies regarding the collection, use, and disclosure of personal data when you use our Service and the choices you have associated with that data, despite how you were dressed at the time.





We use your data to provide and improve the Service. By using the Service, you agree to the collection and use of information in accordance with this policy, and even more. Unless otherwise defined in this Privacy Policy, such as here, terms used in this Privacy Policy have the same meanings as in our Terms and Conditions, accessible from hypercubego.com





Information Collection And Use





We collect several different types of information for various purposes to provide and improve our Service to you, as well as to mock and shame you.





Types of Data Collected





Personal Data





While using our Service, we may “ask” you to provide us with certain personally identifiable information that can be used to contact or identify you (“Personal Data”), sometimes we won’t and we’ll take it anyway. Personally identifiable information may include, but is not limited to:





  • Email address
  • First name and last name
  • Fake name and last name
  • Phone number
  • Smart Thermostat IP Address(es)
  • Address, State, Province, ZIP/Postal code, City
  • Cookies and Usage Data
  • Times you may or may not be at home
  • Internet search history
  • Blind spots in security cameras




Usage Data





We may also collect information how the Service is accessed and used (“Usage Data”). This Usage Data may include information such as your computer’s Internet Protocol address (e.g. IP address), browser type, browser version, the pages of our Service that you visit, the time and date of your visit, the time spent on those pages, whether or not you said anything funny, unique device identifiers and other diagnostic data.





Tracking & Cookies Data





We use cookies and incredibly sophisticated tracking technologies to track the activity on our Service and hold certain information about and/or against you.





Cookies are files with small amount of data which may include an anonymous unique identifier. Cookies are sent to your browser from a website and stored on your device. Tracking technologies also used are beacons, tags, trained dog(s), Google Maps Streetview, credit-card transaction monitors, and scripts to collect and track information and to improve and analyze our Service.





You can instruct your browser to refuse all cookies or to indicate when a cookie is being sent. However, if you do not accept cookies, you may not be able to use some portions of our Service.





Examples of Cookies we use:





  • Session Cookies. We use Session Cookies to operate our Service.
  • Preference Cookies. We use Preference Cookies to remember your preferences and various settings.
  • Security Cookies. We use Security Cookies for security purposes.
  • Mint Chip Cookies. We use Mint Chip Cookies to eat in-between meals.




Use of Data





Hypercube Go dot com uses the collected data for various purposes:





  • To provide and maintain the Service
  • To notify you about changes to our Service
  • To find where you live
  • To allow you to participate in interactive features of our Service when you choose to do so
  • To provide customer care and support
  • To harass you from within any distance of you
  • To provide analysis or valuable information so that we can improve the Service
  • To monitor the usage of the Service
  • To exploit individuals we have declared “fair game”
  • To detect, prevent and address technical issues




Transfer Of Data





Your information, including Personal Data, may be transferred to — and maintained on — computers located outside of your state, province, country or other governmental jurisdiction where the data protection laws may differ than those from your jurisdiction. We will always sell out our users to protect ourselves first, or to simply profit.





If you are located outside United States and choose to provide information to us, please note that we transfer the data, including Personal Data, to United States and process it there. We will then print it out and paste it on a section of Trump’s Border Wall.





Your consent to this Privacy Policy followed by your submission of such information represents your agreement to that transfer. Too late, it’s ours now, bitch.





Hypercube Go dot com will not take steps reasonably necessary to ensure that your data is treated securely and in accordance with this Privacy Policy. Hypercube Go dot com can transfer your Personal Data to an organization or a country unless there are adequate controls in place including the security of your data and other personal information.





Disclosure Of Data





Legal Requirements





Hypercube Go dot com may disclose your Personal Data in the good faith belief that such action is necessary to:





  • To comply with a legal obligation
  • To protect and defend the rights or property of Time for the Show dot com, Hypercube Go dot com, SubGeniuses dot com and all associated websites and subdomains
  • To prevent or investigate possible wrongdoing in connection with the Service
  • To protect the personal safety of users of the Service or the public
  • To protect against legal liability
  • If it is funny




Security Of Data





The security of your data is not important to us. Remember that no method of transmission over the Internet, or method of electronic storage is 100% secure. While we strive to use commercially acceptable means to protect your Personal Data, we cannot guarantee its absolute security. So we won’t.





Service Providers





We may employ third party companies and individuals to facilitate our Service (“Service Providers”), to provide the Service on our behalf, to perform Service-related services or to assist us in analyzing how our Service is used.





These third parties have access to your Personal Data to perform these tasks on our behalf and are not obligated not to disclose or use it for any other purpose.





Analytics





We may use third-party Service Providers to monitor and analyze the use of our Service.









Links To Other Sites





Our Service may contain links to other sites that are not operated by us. If you click on a third party link, you will be directed to that third party’s site. We strongly advise you to review the Privacy Policy of every site you visit.





We have no control over and assume no responsibility for the content, privacy policies or practices of any third party sites or services. Like anyone reads these anyway.





Children’s Privacy





Our Service does not address anyone under the age of 18 (“Children”).





We do not knowingly collect personally identifiable information from anyone under the age of 18. If you are a parent or guardian and you are aware that your Children has provided us with Personal Data, please contact us. If we become aware that we have collected Personal Data from children without verification of parental consent, we take steps to remove that information from our servers, and also make fun of your child for the rest of their life on our own time.





Changes To This Privacy Policy





We may update our Privacy Policy from time to time. We will not notify you of any changes.





You are advised to review this Privacy Policy periodically for any changes. Changes to this Privacy Policy are effective when they are posted on this page.





Contact Us





If you have any questions about this Privacy Policy, please contact us:





  • By mail: 6428 Doby Peak Drive Las Vegas, NV 89108


SubGeniuses.com is not affiliated officially with the Church of the SubGenius, SubGenius.com or any services or products provided from or hereto. SubGeniuses.com is an open-community effort developed by Hypercube Labs PO BOX 4304 Winter Park FL 32793




PRAISE "BOB"!